penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

hermaeus-moras:


if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this

hermaeus-moras:

if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

barebackinq:

When you have a test image

In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs

communistbakery:

did-you-kno:

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did u really sensor the word boob I’m gonna piss myself

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.